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Monday, September 27th, 2004
1:01 am
[japrufrock]
Interests that should be added to the Evil Crew community in 2004:

my band
thingfish outtakes jr.
ken foree
hilary duff
making fun of keanu reeves
sean hewitt
sean sleeping
tony pellum
tony impressions
alvin
calling dick tracy
murder city charades
captain amazing
watchyourbacks recording sessions
gay4sean
denny's
claw machines
shaun of the dead
stealing donnie darko's seat
za cab
cinderella slam
meeting calamityjon and manningkrull
taco stand girls
the nigga burger
rubber band man
sweet d's documentaries
Friday, August 20th, 2004
11:05 pm
[dofsweetness]
The Matches Message board
> The Matches
> Band Merch Guy- Chris

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13yearoldpunkrockgirl
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(8/20/04 7:04 pm)
Reply Band Merch Guy- Chris
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I totally meet this great guy at the matches merch tent. His name was chris. He showed me such a great time in the merch tent, port a potty, backstage of ernie ball stage as bowling for soup was on, mathces trailer and on the grass in a near by meadow. I know that he gave me the best day of my life next to the day I got an A+ in my intro to alegbra class. The things that boy can do with such a small unit is amazing. Oh chris how I enjoyed giving you a beej.
Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
8:12 am
[dofsweetness]
Fishbaby
Let's just all take some time and remeber Think Fish Outakes Jr. and his bubbley face.
Sunday, August 8th, 2004
11:15 pm
[japrufrock]
THINGS THAT ARE EVEN FURTHER FROM ABE SCOTT THAN BEFORE COMIC-CON: THING FISH OUTTAKES!!!
Monday, July 5th, 2004
2:26 pm
[ex_abescott501]
THINGS TONY HAS TO BRING TO COMICCON:

THING-FISH OUTTAKES

THINGS I WILL BRING TO COMIC-CON:

THE DOCTOR STRANGELOVE BOX
Friday, June 4th, 2004
2:00 am
[ex_abescott501]
DO DAT SHIT DO DAT SHIT DO IT!

ABE SCOTT IN THE FUCKIN' AREA!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, May 17th, 2004
11:41 am
[japrufrock]
Are any of your jerks going to Lollapalooza? They decided not to make a stop in Arizona this year and wondered if some California dates could coincide with comic-con.
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
10:52 am
[ex_abescott501]
Yesterday I got my hands on a copy of Sweet D's Mario movie, WHICH IS THE BEST THING EVER.
Tuesday, February 17th, 2004
6:13 am
[ex_abescott501]
HEY THE EVIL CREW!

I am coming to San Francisco towards the end of April, PIXIES REUNION OR NO PIXIES REUNION.

I'm looking for a place to stay for a few days - would anybody be able to assure me that my ass would not be homless while I was there? I promise not to eat your food or sleep with your sister or curse around your parents. COME ON GUYS, BE A PAL!

Also, Brandon, I got "Treasure Map" today and I plan on reading it tonight.
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
10:53 am
[ex_abescott501]
My current place of employment is located right down the street from the Hasbro plant. I am down with a few toy designers there. Today I found out one of them made your favorite product and mine, Doh Doh Island. I shook the man's hand as soon as I found out that he created the best product ever. Doh Doh Island is awesome and I told him so.
Friday, January 16th, 2004
10:35 pm
[ex_abescott501]

SWEET D'S SENIOR PICTURE
Sunday, October 19th, 2003
2:59 am
[ex_abescott501]
MAN, SWEET D FINALLY GOT HIS COMICCON PICTURES DEVELOPED.


THIS PICTURE RULES

SWEET D IS WORKING HIS MAGIC

TWO HANDSOME DUDES ON THE WAY TO COMICCON

SWEET D MEETS HIS HERO

"MR. WINSTON, YOU BEEN SCARIN' ME FOR YEARS"

SWEET D AND SERENE ON THUNDER MOUNTIAN

YOU GUYS HAVE ALL SEEN SIMILAR PICTURES BUT NONE WHERE ALBERTO IS FLIPPIN' SHIT OFF

SWEET D KICKING THE HULK STR8 IN THE NUTS

SWEET D AND ELVIRA

KEEPING HOPE ALIVE IN RHODE ISLAND UNTIL COMICON 2004
Friday, October 3rd, 2003
2:03 am
[ex_abescott501]
Hey, guys, remember when that bee was totally flipping out in Nick's apartment? Remember how Sweet D tried to swat it away, but he just wound up swatting it STRAIGHT AT ME?

MAN SWEET D!
Wednesday, October 1st, 2003
11:53 pm
[tmbgcat]
by the time Comicon 2004 comes around I will be flipping out so hard for Ultimate Fantastic Four that it will be completley unbelievable.
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
11:28 pm
[manahar]
Get ready for the best thing ever...
EVIL CREW FAN FICTION!!1

Todays episode: Sweet D and the Ninjas from Hell.

In one of his past exploits, Sweet D had single handedly killed a batch of Ninjas who threatened the peace of Newbury Comics with his mad streetfighting skills. Years later The Crew was hanging out at Nick's with new members Andrew W. K. and Destiny's child (Minus Michelle). Mickey had a little too much of the ol' Autocrat and challegened Beyounce to a dance off. When she started shaking her booty Alberto became crazy in love and Abe shit a brick. Wade was there and boy was he gay. Meanwhile in the bowels of hell the ninjas plotted their revenge on Sweet D, Satan, hating Sweet D for being so sweet and so D gave them the okay to rise from the grave. So they totally did and even though they were buried in Attleboro they popped out of Nick's floor and Nick was all like "Man, ninjas, awesome!!!", and Abe shit a brick, then Serene kicked one in the nuts and Abe shit a brick, and Brandon threw up cuz there was like a dance off and ninjas and Wade in the same room, and Wade was totally gay and Abe shit a brick, and then Sweet D said "Fuck all y'all" to the ninjas and he fucking killed them again and Wade was like super gay at this point and Mickey drank some Autocrat and Beyounce was still shaking her ass and Andrew W.K. was hanging out and after Sweet D killed the dead ninjas they came back, and Alberto went to the bathroom to pee but Serene was already in there and he had to totally wait until she was done before he could go, and Derek and Pete were in their room, and Sweet D rocked the ninjas back into their grave and Andrew W.K. totally approved and Nick was all like "MAN AWESOME" and then we were all like "We love you Nick" and Wade was still getting all gayed up and making us laugh, and the ninjas stayed dead and Andrew W.K. and Destiny's child(minus Michelle) sang "X gon' give it to ya" and Abe shit a final brick making a total of about 5 bricks all together.
Thursday, September 18th, 2003
12:22 am
[tmbgcat]
SINCE THIS IS JUST US DUDES NO LJ CUT WILL BE USED


CalifSuperStud [11:07 PM]: I wrote make mummy mine on your mummy list
CalifSuperStud [11:08 PM]: it's the name of the mummy movie I'll never make
CalifSuperStud [11:08 PM]: "Make Mummy Mine" has a certain ring to it
TMBGCAT [11:08 PM]: AWESOME
TMBGCAT [11:09 PM]: man I love mummies
CalifSuperStud [11:09 PM]: It's about a boy who want's a mummy to help him fight the neighborhood bullies and win the heart of the girl he likes
TMBGCAT [11:09 PM]: man, where does the mummy come from?
CalifSuperStud [11:09 PM]: kind of like starkid but with a mummy
CalifSuperStud [11:10 PM]: the boy hides from the bullies during a field trip to the museum and then the museum closes while he's still inside
TMBGCAT [11:11 PM]: oh ok
CalifSuperStud [11:11 PM]: he probably hides in the coffin or something and when he gets out the mummy walks out with him
CalifSuperStud [11:11 PM]: it thinks he's a pharoah and does whatever he says
CalifSuperStud [11:12 PM]: and instead of running away the kid says "Cool, my own mummy"
CalifSuperStud [11:12 PM]: Then the mummy says "What does cool mean?"
CalifSuperStud [11:12 PM]: and the kid teaches him about being hip even though the kid's a nerdlinger
TMBGCAT [11:13 PM]: MAN AWESOME
CalifSuperStud [11:13 PM]: and he rides around on the mummies back a lot of the time saying things like radical and awesome
TMBGCAT [11:14 PM]: man I really want to see that
CalifSuperStud [11:15 PM]: The end is really sad though because the mummy falls apart and says "Nothing lasts forever kid, so soak it up"
TMBGCAT [11:15 PM]: MAAAN
CalifSuperStud [11:15 PM]: "Make Mummy Mine"...man
TMBGCAT [11:15 PM]: good idea
CalifSuperStud [11:16 PM]: thanks, best improvised movie I'll ever think of
TMBGCAT [11:17 PM]: it is pretty funny
TMBGCAT [11:18 PM]: at least make a preview for a skit comedy show
CalifSuperStud [11:18 PM]: yeah, the mummy has too be pretty gross though
CalifSuperStud [11:18 PM]: that's half the joke
CalifSuperStud [11:18 PM]: I could make it a whole movie, there's a lot to work with
TMBGCAT [11:19 PM]: true a hilarious lot
CalifSuperStud [11:19 PM]: there could be a nosey sheriff who shows up at the boy's house and yells"i know you're hiding that mummy boy"
TMBGCAT [11:20 PM]: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
CalifSuperStud [11:20 PM]: And the boy's mom comes home and he has to dress the mummy up and pretend it's a friend from school and the mom asks a lot of questions
TMBGCAT [11:21 PM]: wow
CalifSuperStud [11:21 PM]: the mummy will wear shades and a dodgers cap
CalifSuperStud [11:21 PM]: that will also be the poster
TMBGCAT [11:21 PM]: yes
TMBGCAT [11:21 PM]: man wow
CalifSuperStud [11:22 PM]: and there's also a great soundtrack moment where the boy and the mummy build a clubhouse, full of high fives and laughter
CalifSuperStud [11:23 PM]: the boy was working on the clubhouse with his father who tragically died in a car accident
TMBGCAT [11:23 PM]: man TRUE
CalifSuperStud [11:24 PM]: so it never got finished and this scene symbolizes how the mummy has become a father figure to the boy and is very poignant
TMBGCAT [11:24 PM]: yes
CalifSuperStud [11:26 PM]: also there is a halloween dance that the boy asks the girl to but he can't dance so the mummy teaches him to walk like an egyptian in a great wink wink scene
CalifSuperStud [11:26 PM]: The mummy also goes to the dance and wins best costume
TMBGCAT [11:26 PM]: mMAN TRUE
TMBGCAT [11:26 PM]: YES
CalifSuperStud [11:27 PM]: too much good stuff
TMBGCAT [11:27 PM]: I know
CalifSuperStud [11:28 PM]: there should also be a scene where the boy's dog bites off the mummies leg resulting in a hilarious chase sequence
TMBGCAT [11:28 PM]: yeah, maybe unravvels the mummy a bit
CalifSuperStud [11:29 PM]: And some old guy watering his lawn watches a one legged mummy chase a dog with a leg in his mouth and just shakes his head
TMBGCAT [11:30 PM]: also a cop while eating a donut
CalifSuperStud [11:31 PM]: also there should be a scene where the kid has to do a report on an egyptian pharoah (Hence the field trip) and he is stressing about what to do and then the mummy says"Hey I was a pharoah, I can teach you all sorts of things!" and then the boy puts on the best oral report ever
CalifSuperStud [11:32 PM]: and the class cheers and the teacher says A plus plus!!!
TMBGCAT [11:33 PM]: YES
CalifSuperStud [11:33 PM]: I wish I had a mummy
TMBGCAT [11:34 PM]: man no kidding
CalifSuperStud [11:34 PM]: Seeing a mummy and a boy high five is worth the admission alone
TMBGCAT [11:36 PM]: I know
TMBGCAT [11:36 PM]: you should write that movie
CalifSuperStud [11:36 PM]: i should can you save this conversation
CalifSuperStud [11:36 PM]: i'll probably forget everything
TMBGCAT [11:36 PM]: ok
CalifSuperStud [11:37 PM]: awesome
TMBGCAT [11:37 PM]: man mummys
CalifSuperStud [11:37 PM]: alan thicke will be the voice of the mummy
TMBGCAT [11:37 PM]: good casting
CalifSuperStud [11:38 PM]: and he'll write the showstopping tune "Make Mummy Mine"
CalifSuperStud [11:38 PM]: I want Alex D. Linz to play the boy
TMBGCAT [11:39 PM]: who is he?
CalifSuperStud [11:39 PM]: You know, Max keeble
TMBGCAT [11:39 PM]: oh yeah
CalifSuperStud [11:39 PM]: and the romantic interest is that girl from little secrets
TMBGCAT [11:39 PM]: I think she is a lot older than him
CalifSuperStud [11:40 PM]: i know
TMBGCAT [11:40 PM]: I guess the girls usually are
CalifSuperStud [11:40 PM]: that's the idea, she has to be so unattainable he needs a mummies help
TMBGCAT [11:40 PM]: yes
CalifSuperStud [11:41 PM]: the bully will be played by James Van Der BeeK
CalifSuperStud [11:41 PM]: or maybe Jack Black
CalifSuperStud [11:41 PM]: oldest kid in the 6th grade he'll be
TMBGCAT [11:42 PM]: hahah
CalifSuperStud [11:42 PM]: Jennifer Aniston will play the unsuspecting mother
TMBGCAT [11:43 PM]: ok
CalifSuperStud [11:43 PM]: Greg Kinnear will play the principal
TMBGCAT [11:43 PM]: awesome
CalifSuperStud [11:44 PM]: And John Goodman as the small town sheriff who wants nothing more than to bring the mummy to justice
TMBGCAT [11:44 PM]: MAN
CalifSuperStud [11:44 PM]: No one believes him and eventually he gets fired, falls to his knees and cries
CalifSuperStud [11:45 PM]: That mummy's always running into the sheriff
CalifSuperStud [11:45 PM]: causing mischief and what not
CalifSuperStud [11:46 PM]: But the sheriff doesn't recognize him when he's wearing shades and a dodgers baseball cap
TMBGCAT [11:47 PM]: I want to see that movie so bad
CalifSuperStud [11:47 PM]: He be all like "Did you see a Mummy come this way" and the mummy's rotten fingers will point somewhere and the sheriff runs in that direction saying "You can run but you can hide mummy."
TMBGCAT [11:47 PM]: AWESOME
CalifSuperStud [11:48 PM]: he's also the only guy in town with a southern accent
CalifSuperStud [11:49 PM]: wow, i've got to stop
TMBGCAT [11:50 PM]: MAN
CalifSuperStud [11:50 PM]: man indeed, best mummy movie ever
CalifSuperStud [11:50 PM]: The one film moonbeam entertainment never made
CalifSuperStud [11:52 PM]: This can be the kid's movie with the "It's all your fucking fault" line
CalifSuperStud [11:53 PM]: the kid can say it to the mummy
TMBGCAT [11:53 PM]: MAN TRUE
CalifSuperStud [11:53 PM]: cinema gold has been struck
CalifSuperStud [11:54 PM]: anyways thats my mummy movie
CalifSuperStud [11:54 PM]: I'll probably write it when i'm done with my western
CalifSuperStud [11:55 PM]: maybe i can revamp all the great monster movies
CalifSuperStud [11:56 PM]: Creature from the black lagoon could be a fresh romantic comedy about love and sex in the 90's
CalifSuperStud [11:56 PM]: but i'm getting ahead of myself
TMBGCAT [11:56 PM]: man incredible
CalifSuperStud [11:57 PM]: you've been reduced to adjectives for a good portion of this conversation
TMBGCAT [11:58 PM]: I know, which is the way to go
TMBGCAT [11:58 PM]: I'm like "you the man howard"
CalifSuperStud [11:58 PM]: I just remembered I don't like mummies that much
CalifSuperStud [11:59 PM]: I guess I turned that around
Tuesday, September 9th, 2003
7:53 pm
[tmbgcat]
10 Months 'till comic-con 2004!!

We may also be joined this year by the newest member of the Evil Crew TONY Homepage!!
5:18 pm
[potatocrisps]
Sunday, September 7th, 2003
9:04 pm
[potatocrisps]
TMBGCAT: I KNOW BEST COMMUNITY EVER
the blacktoddler: man when did this start?
TMBGCAT: like two days ago
TMBGCAT: we had an evil crew chat room
the blacktoddler: man awesome
TMBGCAT: I know
the blacktoddler: MAN WHAT A COMMUNITY ABOUT A ROAD TRIP A MONTH AGO THAT WE WILL NOT LET DIE
TMBGCAT: I KNOW THAT IS THE ONLY THING I EVER TALK ABOUT
the blacktoddler: MAN THANK GOD
the blacktoddler: BECAUSE IT IS ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT
TMBGCAT: MAN IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER
the blacktoddler: EARLIER TODAY I WAS THINKING ABOUT KICKING ABESCOTT IN THE NUTS AGAIN
the blacktoddler: AND WONDERING WHY I DIDNT JUST PUNCH HIM INSTEAD!!11
TMBGCAT: THAT WAS AWESOME
TMBGCAT: MAN THAT ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME
the blacktoddler: MAN I KNOW !! IF I MADE HIM BLEED INSTEAD!!!1
TMBGCAT: MAAAAAN
TMBGCAT: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOUGHER THING TO DO ANYWAY
Saturday, September 6th, 2003
6:40 am
[ex_abescott501]
The Evil Crew are my best pals for good times.
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